In the 300 B.C., years before the birth of black
Jesus, Aristole postulated that all good things were made of "win."
That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having
an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental
"awesoments" that compose all good things. The Periodic table of
Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the
relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how
awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.