hi all! remember me? anyways i got a pretty funny joke, not for the younger ones though.

so a kid walks up to his dad and says "daddy, whats a vagina look like?" and the dad says, "well son, before sex it is like the most wonderful, beautiful pink flower you could ever imagine." and the kid goes, "oh, well...what does it look like after sex?" and the dad thinks for a second then says,"well son, do you remember last week when our bulldog ate that jar of mayonaise?"

makes me laugh everytime i see peoples reaction

salut c est gomis comment vous allez je suis a la recherche d une amie serieux pour une vie durable

nice try jacques but if you were french you would have put a ' between c and est otherwise the translation screws up from--- good day c is gory how you go I am has the research d a girlfriend serieux for a durable life
to---- good day it is gory how you go I am has the research d a girlfriend serieux for a durable life.
so reading between the lines your a desperate illiterate frenchman either that or your after a desperate french lass or a girl with no reading skills to reply in the correct context

thanks for posting here jacques that joke just so happened to remind me of that date I took out last friday

ewwwwwww duckie

yeah nothing worse then waking up with what looks like shaving cream all over your chin after a night of drinking to find yourself in bed with a strange woman..well you hope she is a woman, its hard to tell because she is such a beast and you don't dare to pull down the covers to see whats really going on.

dammn strong drink there doob .......

yeah the only thing that hasn't happened to me after a night of drinking is waking up black..though I tried to make that happen but a case of thunderbird and Colt 45 didn't quite have the desired effects

bizzare...

yeah, this post did take a wrong turn. Even though he isn't here, I STILL blame Sublime_life for posting the dirty joke in the first place.