A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO Nice one!!!!

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."

oh my nasty neo lol man Animal was a cool chatter.

awwwww i miss Animal he was cool had some good laughs with him back in the day of chat

ahhh back in the days before dirty joke sites...

yeah nixters, I used to have him on my Msn with a lot of the other old timers. I took a long break from on-line to redirect my life and my msn account went dead. I can still dig up old post though!!!! Thats why you aint allowed to leave us Nikkipoo lol

Yeah neo we always had animal and you for that, now I have to go to sickapedia...its just not the same

me dirty jokes???? as if im innocent

ha you cant claim innocence when we can scroll up and see different

i can claim anything i wish!!! the mere fact you have proof against it is nothing!!! bwhahahahahah