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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:38 pm    Post subject: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job... shame there is only 13, finnay.


I'm thinking of printing that and sticking it to the notice board in work since we can't drink anything alcoholic whilst working!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

mullin16 wrote:
14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job... shame there is only 13, finnay.


I'm thinking of printing that and sticking it to the notice board in work since we can't drink anything alcoholic whilst working!

Haha.. well done, u actually spotted it (: haven't been drinking enuf eh?~

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:08 am    Post subject: Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

na, ran outta money in work to carry on


Manager let me get a free vodka and coke, regulars offered to pay but I turned them down when I was told that, but the whole nights been people handing out their hands full of money saying 'take a drink for yourself out of this' Neutral :|

I don't think the girls I work with would appreciate #11 however. Every single one that does bar work (18+) *drools*, meh, i'm still going to print it Tongue

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