Ronaldinho vs. England

SMEF · Super Spammer Joined: Jan 09, 2005 Posts: 1556

It's just before the England v Brazil game.

Ronaldinho goes to the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "Whats up ?" he asks

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub".

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 mins)." He's beating them all by himself.

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on?"
They put teletext on again, "Result from the stadium - Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho - 10 mins) England 1 (Lampard - 89 mins)"

They can't believe it, he has drawn with England single handedly.
They rush back to the stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his kit, sitting with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft! You got a draw against England, all by yourself and they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have! I've let you down................................... I was sent off after 12 minutes.... !"

drOnMp_ · Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: Ronaldinho vs. England

hahahahahahahaha @ Lampard's goal

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umairaraza100 · New User Joined: Jul 21, 2011 Posts: 1 Location: karachi

England team is not very weak they have ability of win the mega games and really i like the England team so much and i hope they will perform well in this contest and they will win easily