The QUEST 4 THE LOST BOOBIES

Dkw_PT · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: The QUEST 4 THE LOST BOOBIES

* knock knock knock*

-" M8! Get out of there! We need to get going!"

From out of the room Dk steps out still dressing the ballerina disguise outfit in a hurry sayin .....

-'' Damn! This tight pants r crushing my vegetables!!"
-" Save that for later m8.... we need to look for those boobs ..."
-" Hmm.. i tought u were done with boobs by now ?!''
-'' The one's of our case silly!'' ... said Pretzy.
-'' Oh yea! Those Boobs! I was forgetting allready...''

With no sign of the evil dog the 2 detectives walk through the narrow curved and darken corridors of madam Ailza's chain-mansion. Silence prevails in the background. They find a smaller staircase then the one of the main hall they entered, leading to the above level.

-'' Lets go up here m8 ... i think madam Ailza's room is up stairs... and where the boobs r located problably...'' .... said Pretzy.
-" Good thinking.." .... said Dk , and so they went.

They walk through the corridor when suddenly a shadow projected on the walls of someone aproaching fast puts the 2 detectives in alert and feeling they didnt had where or how to hide, Dk instinctly pushes Pretz against the wall and starts kissing him on the lips. Pretz surprised cant do anything but open wide his eyes wondering .....

* WHAT THE HELL ....???*

The unkown person aproaches and noticing there were people on the corridor suddenly stops and stares at the scene. Looking at a ballerina with a pink dress kissing a blonde wearing a mini skirt, he aproaches closely and says while slapping Dk's butt .....

-" F*ck! This definatly makes me Horny like a Hobot!" ... and starts sliding down his hand to Dk's legs and says '' Oh man ... this hairy legs r so sexy .... mmmm mmmm...."

Dk jumps aside with his wig misplacing a lil and shouts mad...

-'' HANDS OFF U FREAK!!''

Dk and Pretzy start spitting to the floor and rubbing their lips in the outfits, result of the forced kiss, both with nauseous expressions, when Pretzy says disturbed.....

-'' What was that for m8??! Jesus ... Yuck!! ''
-'' Improvisation?? ''

-" Look if its not the 2 pervy detectives!! And for what my eyes see.... more kinky then ever hahahaha!! '' .. said and laughed Cracked Cranium, who had escaped the chambers.

-'' Cracked Cranium!! Who would guess we would cross ways again eh? '' said Dk with an ironic speech.

-'' Well m8, i can ´t say that i am very surprised to find him here....!"... said Pretzy still rubbing his forewarm on his lips.

-'' Damn u guys!! Just made me horny like hell kissing like that, wearing those outfits...!

-'' Sorry bout that!" .... continued Dk with sarcasm .... " Next time we'll be more carefull.....!''

-'' So let me guess.... u 2 are in a undercover secret mission ??! Hahahahahaha!! U 2 r some funny characters .....''

-" That's none of ur business!!!!!" ... said Pretz with a temper.

-''Looking for some boobs eh?? Pretzy" .... asked Cracked on a low voice and big grin on his face, winking his eye to Pretzy, then laughing loud.

-''So.. ur also after them, huh? We'll see who gets the hands on them first!!''

-'' Well, ... since we r all after the same thing and all in enemy territory ...... How bout we join efforts to work togheter, in a kind of a 3some kinky team to find the boobs , huh? What u guys say?"

-'' Hm .. m8, what ya say??'' .. asks Pretzy.

-'' I dunno. He tricked us last time on the Bob L'Eponge mission, remember?? I dunno if we should trust him again.... but ... ok. I guess we might have more chances to find the boobs this way, in such big house and with that damn evil dog around... It might go after him instead of us ... " ... said Dk with a grin.

So the new formed 3some kinky team move togheter through the corridor ending in the big chamber-style, madam Ailza's bedroom door.

-'' Ok this must be it" .. said Dk.... '' Madam Ailza's private chamber! What will we find after this doors , i wonder..."

-'' Oh i bet lot of fun toys!" .. said Cracked with a big smile.

Pretzy starts to force the door when it opens easily, dispite its big weight and says...

'' Damn, i think someone allready got ahead of us!''

And the 3 enter the room, and end stunned for a moment.

-" Ain't this madam Ailza fun or what??'' ... said Cracked looking around seeing all the torture-style decoration and some ''toys'' in display..... " Damn , i knew she had to be fun like this" .... and gets close to madam Ailza's furniture of her collection and starts opening the drawers one by one. Pretzy and Dk by other hand had payed attention to the bed top and noticing the painting misplaced step forward and find the safe door behind it open.

-'' They had to b inside here. We got here too late"

-'' Look m8.. what's here in the floor'' .. said Pretzy, picking up a hair pin and showing it to Dk, while Cracked is all delighted and distracted tryin and testing madam Ailza's torture toys.

-'' Hmm, this hair pin is familiar.... '' ... mumbles Dk when a chain's sound is heard.

-'' Someone's coming, m8, let's split! To the window! Quickly! Cracked leave the fun toys , lets go!!''

When Madam Ailza enters the bedroom sees Cracked's head outside the window carrying one of her tools in his hand sayin....

-'' Bye Bye Madam! U were Great! I'll b back soon for more! Muahhh! Kiss kiss! " ... and ducks to slide down to the street.

-'' ARG!! I'VE BEEN ROBBED" ... shouts Madam Ailza and with her head out the window keeps shouting, watching the 3 escapers running away.

-'' COME BACK HERE U ROBBERS !! ROBBERS ! GET THEM! SOMEONE GET THE BLOODY ROBBERS!!''