slightly off topic but.....

*re-routes his Internet connection so he can now get around uni's word filter ban and read this topic*

...... from their found secret hide-out. They all enter in a hurry passing by all the working stripers, moving down to the lower level that was the champagne cellar of the stripclub. Witnessing al this was Miss Rachael and XXX_Karen_XXX that were dancing on their bar stage.

Down on the cellar, Falcore, that started rolling one of his testicules over his fingers cos he saw it in a film once and he thought it looked manly and cool, organizes the Gang and begins planning strategies over a table. Cyrus da Virus, Mad Bomber & Sin-ders listen carefully.

Done with her performance, miss XXX_Karen_XXX steps in way to her dressing room. She decides to step ahead through the serpented corridor, through the forbidden area, which end was the door that lead to the stairs of the cellar. Curious with all the sudden action she reachs the door and bends over to peek through the keyhole but she cant spot a thing, but she hears something low so she starts listening to see if she could trace anything they were talking. Around the long corridor's last corner, and without makin much noise that didnt alerted XXX_Karen_XXX, a man looks for the bathroom to relief his excitment of such stimulating shows. It was Side-Winder... that seeing such adorable and irresistable sight at the end of the corridor couldnt help himself , and without thinking he started running, like a arrow to it's target in high speed to a humping impact.

* CRUSH !! *

With such huge impact, Side-winder and XXX_Karen_XXX took the door infront of them that had turned a board to where both had falled into and slided down the stairs ending in front of the Gang that were interrupted. Very quickly the Gang hold of the 2 intruders with guns pointed at them, and Falcore looking at both and with an eyebrow trembling of jealousy, cus he saw that on a movie once and he tought it looked proper to the moment, asks..

-'' Whats the meaning of this Karen?? What r u doin here with that fellow only wearing a long coat?? Oh but its.. . Side-Winder!! U perv! How dare u hump one of my stripers in front of me?? ''

-'' Oh i can explain Falcore ! im sure i can find a good explanation....!! ''

-'' SHUT UPP!!'' shouted Sin-ders, that with a joint in the right corner of her mouth, immediatly put to sleep Side-winder with her breath, while Mad-Bomber had grabbed XXX_Karen_XXX in order her not escape .. by her boobs . Once his hands there, no one could ever removed them.

They tied both and went fix the door to keep the cellar sealled, while Cyrus da Virus decided to play Tetris in the pc. Side-Winder awakes and sees himself hanging from the ceiling by ropes, in a sitting position with his legs stretched front. In front of him he sees Falcore with the remaining gang behind him, all with grin smiles, looking at him like expecting him to wake up.

-''So Ailza sent u here to spy on us did she?? Talk!! Or else ill burn this piece of rope... and u will know what happens if u let slip the soap in the shower on a prison mhuHAHAHAHA!! ..... Look below!!'' .. said Falcore holding a lighter below a stretched rope that was part of the web holding Side-Winder, that looking below noticed a empty bootle of champagne that was pointed up and just in line to sodomize him. Falcore then started rolling his finger on the lighter to make some sparks and add a bit of stress to the situation, cus he saw that once in a suspense movie and thought it looked cool.

-'' No! Please! Dont ... I wasnt doin anything.. I just .. i just come to see ur stripers performing, cus they r awesome, really, the best of London, and ..and.. .i was looking for the bathroom .... u know to.. and saw ur striper bending in front of me!! U know me man, i couldnt resist !!And no.. no..my master doesnt know im here!! I swear man!! i swear!! Now dont cut that rope!! ... said Side-winder all sweating like a tied fly on a spiders web. Also tied , even with her mouth covered, in the back corner of the cellar was miss XXX_Karen_XXX that had Mad Bomber torturing her for fun with a goose feather tickling her feet toes, said.....

''Burn the rope, Falc!! Its gonna be fun to watch i tell ya!!''

'' Ewwww!! Shut Up!! Bomber u freak!! U dont even have pitty of the bootle..... what did the Bootle do to deserve this punishment??'' said Sin-ders a bit nauseous of seeing Side-winder hanged all naked, and visualizing what was about to happen.

Falcore analisis the situation, with 3 marbles in his other hand that he switched with his fingers, over and over, cus he saw on tv that it was relaxing and helped to think, says ...

-'' Well Sinny, dispite ur right and stuff, the bootles after their empty dont have any other use really. Well, except what Rachael does with them in her private shows with that Pretzy perv detective to keep him distracted and out of our way! '' ... and sayin this turns again to Side-Winder ..... '' Well, lets supose ur sayin the truth.... where r the boobs with the diamonds??''

-'' My master has them!! I gave them to her!! I had too... she would whip my ass with some chains if i didnt!! Now please get me out of here!!

-'' Hmm so Ailza has them huh?? OK! ........... Bomber put him down!!'' .. ordered Falcore, making Side-Winder feelin more reliefed seeing Falcore keepin the lighter in his pocket.

-'' Sure Falc! Right away'' ... replyed Mad Bomber with a evil grin , that aproaching the rope, with a big sharped long knife cuts the rope like butter, making Side-Winder dive.

*SLOW MOTION SCENE*
*Sin-ders terrified covers her eyes, while Falcore turned his back to the scene leaving the cellar. XXX_Karen_XXX in the floor seeing all the ropes unwrapling in the air and Side-Winder falling .. closes her eyes. Cyrus da Virus was all excited cus he had just reached a higher level on Tetris and set a new record and was tottaly elsewhere ignoring all what was happening behind him... and Mad Bomber still with that evil grin smile sees ...... Side-Winder falls over the ..
* CENSORED SCENE - this scene might contain explicit images that might hurt or disturb sensible people *

CRASHHBANGBOOMMMM!

-''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MY POOOORRRR ARSEEEEEEEEEE!!! .... shouts Side-Winder in pain, when a sudden tought crosses his mind , wondering if he will ever be able to fart loud again.

Falcore looks back with all the noise and sees Side-Winder layin in the floor sideways.. with the bootle stucked up his ass and says..

-'' Bomber, i told u to unwrap him, not to cut the rope!''

-'' Sorry Falc, i thought this way was faster , hehehe!! ''

-'' Well .. untie him and sent him to Ailza! Think that bootle tail might b message enough for her'' .. said Falcore, leaving to his office.

...........................

Running from the Office, Pretzy decided to make a visit to miss Rachael cus he was missing her bootle shows and ..............

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neo looked over the brothel window shifting uncompfortably it had been a long time since munchkin had contacted him and even longer since he had to wield ''oldbessy'' his trusty sniper rifle it was an old modle blackmamba 5 not too bad he thought as he looked down the glossy black scope,
the cold bit into him as he wrapped the coat round his back to stop giving his position way he couldnt alarm the target munchkin didnt want that just a ''tender warning'' she said neo guessed it was something to do with his rid on that office cute he thought at least he could redeem himself from that fall....

bored wating for the target he started to look round the area trying to get a deacent bead on things as the rain was lashing him hard.. but not as hard as sonya hmmmm warm thoughts*

something caught neo's eye it was movement... yes definately movement!!
hmm he zoomed in and tryed to make out what was happning... ()

after a good half an hour of watching the show he tryed to find the target but to no avail so he tryed to search for any info on the boobies for munchie on his laptop but only found a few vague pictures () unfortunately slightly off what he wanted so muchie would be annoyed when she finaly got incontact he thought*

fraustrated neo drove off into the night on his 600-kawasukkyzakki to find answers to not only the boobie's but to munchies dissaperance.

Drip.. Drip... Drip

The rain is falling again in london people rushing to restaurants and bars or back to the warmth of the family homes.... but in the dark rat infested alley ways oflondons famous soho, an odd looking character is trying to
remove a large bottle from his ass
This odd looking pathetic creature turns out to be none other than the sex-slave of madam ailza.
Mr.Side-winder the wannabe porn star sadly the closest he gets to porn is nicking a copy of viesta from the top shelf in his local newsagents.
As the rain starts to turn even heavier he manages to remove the bottle straightens his long shabby coat and mumbles to himself that he will show the Rat Pack that he is not to be messed with he will go see his mistress Madam Ailza....


..... Several hours and a few wanks later Side-winder takes a cab to Madam ailza's brotherl known as House of Pain... not noticing that someone is following him very very closely indeed
As the cab pulls up the young women following closely behind pulls into a dark alley way and waits for side-winder to slip in before she makes her move
as she nears the whorehouse the young women, hears the oddest noises coming from inside ... they dont sound like human voices... wtf can they be ... backing away the young women thinks that this is not worth it but then remembers why she is going to this hell in the first place and slips down the side alleyway and enters the house through a small open window
she adjusts her eye's to dim light room she is aghast at what she can see from ajar door....

Madam Ailza her voluptuous body squeezed into a tight black pvc skirt that showed her pantieless arse, thigh high boots, a dog collar around her neck fashioning her deadly chains in her right hand with a ciggarette lodge in the corner of her mouth, every inch or her 400 lb man beating flesh was was sweating as her whip lashed down on the large red ......... OMG its Po the teletubbie.
As the young woman edges further into the room she notices laa laa suspended from the ceiling in a harness with nipple clamps and saying EH OH ! EH OH ! EH OH ! .
This is sick she knew madam ailza was a woman who liked to torture and inflict pain on to people for her own sexually satisfaction but the teletubbies

Madam ailza is now screaming in ecstasy as she works herself in a raging orgasam from beating the teletubbies just as Side-winder walks in and says the Rat Pack got me mistress .......



to be continued

neo arrived at munchie's still cold rom the ride on the bike he dismounted letting the rainwater run slowly off the bikeing leathers,
*not much happning here* he thought he looked around the dark forboeding front it had been some time since munchie had called or even contacted him even by sat relay to the laptop something was wrong he could ''feel'' it,
neo loaded his WELL D90F semi auto there may be rough times ahead he told himself as he cautiously walked to the back door good thing he had packed for it munchie always wanted him to hit first ask questions later but this time it was diffrent he had to ask before shooting he needed something even a bit of paper anything to show where munchie was he had only one thing to go on if this didnt work h had to contact his last target good thing he didnt take him out he thought,
neo booted in the door and made his way in not knowing what would turn up next ...........

neo_looked around for a lightswitch to turn on the darkend room he groped around feeling slimey cold dripping goo hanging off the wall near him he only hoped it wasnt anything nasty as it squelched when he turned on the light.
a vaguely familiar image crept into veiw of munchies office overturned as his eyes adapted to the light finaly the full horror of the situation became a riaity the office was decimated and covred in TUBBYCUSTARD!!!!!.
neo had his answer munchie had been taken by the telly tubbies to god knows where his only clue was a film of tinkywinkey subjecting someone to a punishment involving another tubbies aireal on the head, neo had seen enough he knew he had to find the tubbies and punish them, assuming munchie was lost he resumed the chase...