AHHH! Daimos woke up with a shudder and a scream! He was dreaming again about his escape from Alcatraz, it had been so traumatizing. He remembered all the "favors" he had to perform before the guards would smuggle him out, and even then they had his phone number and kept calling him. His only consolation was that he must've been good, if the guys back at the prison were still interested. With this thought, he shook his head and got up out of bed, where two girls, a guy, a midget, monkey, flowerpot and golden retriever all lay asleep. "wow!" he thought, "One crazy ass night! then again, all my nights are crazy!" He remembered the one night he had spent with a Miss Shaker, her right shoe, the third Harry Potter book and his teddy bear... she was one kinky girl! And that shoe... mmm.... but what was so weird about her? He had remembered being confused about something, like he knew something was missing. The boobs! He thought to himself, if I could find her some boobies... illegally or legally, she'll be the hottest little sex bomb ever and my personal sex slave! The excitement was too much for him, he jotted everything down, and jumped back in the bed on top of the monkey to have some more fun before he would make an anonymous call to his old friend Pretzy....

.... becus calling him with a fake voice and sayin his head was like a nippleless boob was one of his biggest fetishes, if not the most.

Back in the shopmall, while me and my partner Pretzy where in the sexshop filling our stocks of lubrification products (in diferent varieties of sand/chilli/mechanical oil) and buyin new models of willies ( banana joe, carrot delicious, cucumber green and the big-red-firetruck) that we usually use in our interrogations in the Office, it ocurred to us that maybe we could jump in the kinky corner of the shop and have a look at the SADO-MASOC section. This trip to Scotland we had scheduled seemed to b a bit tricky and maybe a mission undercover would problably b the best choice, so we decided to buy a pair of leather outfits ...and some chains cus they looked nice and gave us a Punkish style. Well while i was choosing the best looking thorny leash model to use, my partner Pretzy was showing and ratherly distracted with a pair of leather shorts with a hole cut in them and a large rubber penis. * Whaaat the hell???? *.... i think, and wonder if my partner is getting some new kinky ideas.......when he comes on my way, holding it in his hands with wtv the new kinky ideas in mind... he says:

'' Hey Dk, look! This r just like that pair i saw in the alley! Its even the same dick size and all''
'' How do u know?? did u measured it by chance??'' i asked with a grin smile....
'' No need, Look... its Donkey size! Same then the other''

I aproached closely to it and in fact i did saw a big D mark and a '' made in China'' inscriptions on it. Guess my partner was right. Whoever bought it prolly bought it here.
Well it was rather getting late and we had to step to Edimburg cus time was running fast, we picked all the items we found proper, payed them at the counter, got all naked ( which provoked a big amount of ppl around the shop, many flirty whisles and a countless number of requests for phone numbers) and dressed the new leather oufits, with our new and pretty thorny necklaces .

Allready on the dickmobile, we headed immediatly right to Scotland, dressed and undercover as a sado-masoc gay couple that were loookin to get some answers from the feared madam Ailza, the mean Dominatrix.... and since she owned a whorehouse maybe have some fun too and try the new lubes ..

We decided to call this .. as the MISSION PAIN !!

In the car, my partner suddenly reminds of that pregnant chick in the black catsuit with the lumpy tits disapearing in the darkness on the alley that he lost the track.. and a small light iluminates a small ecoing tought... tought .....tought.......tough.... tought.... *Hmm .... could it had been that mysterious and unknown figure that apears and disapears like fog from every scene and that we codenamed as ... the '' BLACKPUSSYCAT'' ??? *

The skys started to turn dark, people in the streets looked up at the sky with a look of fear and shock, the sun was dancing with deep oranges waves of colour, and the sky was flashing like thunder storms, yet there was no clouds. Some people continued to stand look up at the sky, simply overwhelemed by what they were seeing, others become frightened and began to panic, dashing for their cars, trampling over people.

Suddenly 4 bolts of lightning struck the ground, the impact from the shock was enough to knock a few people off there feet, in the distance a car crashes, obviously a driver was looking at the sky, and not paying attention to the road, the once peaceful street, had now turned into a compressed tube of panicing humans, all running for there lives, The sky grew darker and darker, bolts of lightning struck, and danced across the floor, striking people down on there way.

Suddenly, the sky went black, without the street lights or shop lights on, there was no light, you couldnt even see your hand infront of your face.

Then, a steady rumble began to be heard...



(laughs)

(lol falc wtf?)

Kitts breathes a sigh of relief after she notices Pretzy is no longer following her. He must've gotten distracted by that creeoy flasher. He had gotten too close for comfort. I better keep my eye out for those two pervy detectives.

I sneak back into falc's bar for a quick shag..he doesn't last as long as he used to *sigh*. But it was just long enough to know that he's clueless to ANYTHING going on around him except strippers, Cy, star trek and weed :/

I stop off at my hotel to get rid of all the papers shoved in there and then make my way to see "the boss"

I suddenly see headlights on the road. OH NOES!!!! it's those pervy detectives in their dickmobile. I start to run faster as I see them speed up. I jump in the bushes, attempting to hide as I see them get out of the dickmobile. When suddenly...

( When suddenly... )+( ... a steady rumble began to be heard...)

BRRRRRRoOoooMmMmTonntototnnno
tototoTOON BROMMMMMMMMMMTASPEEN
NNNNNN TAARROROROROROROROOROR
BRUUMMMMMMooooooooDEEEEEEEEEeeee
eeeeeeFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATITOKTOK
TOKTOKOTOKTOKTOKBRRUOOOOOONN
NNOONNOBRUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Deaf as a rock and blind as a tree i get out of the car. I had lost the control of it. A pregnant lady was crossing the road and i got distracted watching her lumpy tits , which made me get a sudden major erection that hit the wheel and made the car go offroad .....
A bit dizzy, i sense a continuous * Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* on my ears result of such loudly rumble superstrong noise that tottaly knocked out my listening capability. Thou i have the impression it happened b4 the car hit the tree. *God... im so confused.. what did just happened??* i question myself. Bit by bit my conscience starts coming back while in tottal darkness i go gropping around with my hands, with some ocasional flashes of thunder that gave me instant flashes of light to see the surrondings... I look for my partner Pretzy that was in the car when my hands seem to had found something. I start touching to see if i could recognize what it seemed to b 2 twin bald heads when in the middle of the *peeeeep* noise i hear a voice sayin loud....

'' Hey! who's touching my ass???''

Recognizing the familiar voice and after getting a shiver result of such shock i remove my hands as fast as i could and i say..
-'' Omg Pretz , r u ok?''
-'' Yea Dk m8 .. where in frog's ass r ya? Cant see ya... Y is it all dark ?''
-'' I dont know! But this is very weird! See all this Flashes?''
-'' Yea m8! Hey wasnt the lumpy tits BlackPussyCat that crossed the road just while ago??''
-'' Oh! Was that the BlackPussyCat?? Didnt notticed!! But i did noticed her lumpy tits muhhehe muhhehe muhehhe *pervy laugh* .... and what loud noise was that??? im sure that was a lil bit b4 the car kissed the tree.... God... the dickmobile turned into a pile of junk...''
-'' hmmm sorry m8, didnt expected my fart to b so loud and deafness.. it was this leather pants fault.. we should had bought the other ones with our asses covered. At least it could had worked as sound barrier... ''
'' WHAT?? THAT WAS A FART? gODMAN Pretz.. what r u eating lately?? Alarms??''
'' Naa m8, just had a few beans ........ oh ur right the dickmobile is done.. dont think it worths takin it to the VIAGRA-MECHANIC-SHOP....''

Suddenly !!! In the sky ... a strange rounded circular shape floating with lots of tiny bits of light flashing start passing over our heads...

-'' What the Heeell?? ....i let slightly out of my mouth... '' Is that what i think it is??''
'' ITS A ALIEN SPACESHIP!!''' ... shouts panickly Pretzy '' ITS COMING TO GET US .. RUN!! RUN''

We start running panickly deep in the woods when in our direction a dark rounded figure that seemed that was watching and spying hided behind a tree started running in front of us. The spaceship seemed to b following us from above, and it dont matter how much fast we runned it seemed it was always on top of our heads. Surprisely i start recognizing the person ahead of us after i moved my eyes from that person's ass and noticed her lumpy tits, that i had seen b4 the accident, balancing left and right and realising that was the BlackPussyCat. My partner that stayed back behind me on this run/chase and had to bare with the creepy view of having to look at my hairy ass looking from the window of my leather pants. So to turn his eyes out of it he kept avoiding to look front which made him continuously hiting the trees.

Thought she had been spotted spying, the spycat preggie girl started running from the 2 pervert detectives that she tought they were chasing her to capture her for a kinky 3some in the woods, just like those hippie-style fun nature parties in the good ol' days of the 70's. And dressed as they were she couldnt think of anything else. Actually she didnt even noticed the spaceship above her head that made the forest have a strange light, with all her despair.

Behind her i wonder how can a preggiechick with such lumpy balance tits run this fast ... I start -preconcluding that maybe her tits must create a front weight that create a g-force to the front , kind of pulling her into the front direction increasing her front speed, aswell as prodiving her a good balance.. just like the cats use their tail for it.......when suddenly ahead we jump into a treeless area, ( and it was only when the spyagent realises y we 2 were running ) .. the spaceship fastly flies above and lands right in front of us making us 3 stop .... side by side .. lookin at the space ship that seemed that had one part, what looked to b a door, opening...

*WOW*.. i think . the 3 of us were paralized in a orgy of emotions. Terror humping Surprise that was jumping on Amazing that was doin a bj to Nervous that was on top of Fear.

- ''What will come out from there??'' my partner Pretzy asks.
-'' Omg!! i have just pissed on my pink panties!!'' said Kitts.
-'' Oh! U know what? partner.... im so glad we bought this leather pants with the hollow in the ass!!'' i said ....'' Otherwise i would need a new clean pair change ... ''
-'' Me too m8.. me too!! '' replyed my partner, while we 3 keep lookin at the slow opening door without even blinkin.... while a continuous amount of smoke was starting to come from inside of the spaceship.

The door ends descending to the ground, creating a metalic ramp .. when the smoke started clearing and we start seeing something when ....


IIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

.... another loud but this time very sharp and trebled histerical shout from Kitts deafning me and my partner again, that made us finger one another's ears for a second when the spycat sees what is at the spaceship's door and screams in panick ....

'''OMGGGG!!!!!!

LOOOOKKKK!!!!! ITS................



















THE TELLLLLLEEEEEETTTUUUUBBBIIEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN FOR UR LIFESSSS!!!!! ''' ( Scene to b continued soon)

Falcore many miles away, sits in his lab of terror, once again rolling a coin over his fingers cos he saw it in a film once and he thought it looked cool. His evil workers dashing around trying to get things sorted, all stop what they're doing all of a sudden, becuase Falcore had slammed down his cup of horlicks, when Falcore slams down his hot mug of horlicks, it either means one of two things, hes upset, or last nights curry is repeating.

He stood up, and stared at all of his evil workers one by one, then smiled, it was a smile not of joy, but more of a cunning smirk; "it is done" he announced, everyone stared at him, then each other, trying to figure out what he meant; "my world domination plan is at foot, the teletubbies have already been placed at many coordinates around the world" he smirked again, and turned to the large window behind him, picking up his mug of horlicks, and taking a sip, he said in an insane volume "SOON, they shall all know what TRUE fear is!" and began to laugh.
The evil workers didn't really understand what all this meant, they were employed merely to look evil, and appear busy, they never actually got any specific orders so had no clue what was happening.

Falcore turned to the evil workers again, and said "Afte the teletubbies begin the isolation protocols, i shall then use my secret weapon"; he strutted over to what appeared to be a metalic isolation chamber, no more than 3ft tall, perched on a small table in the centre of the room, surrounded by electronics, keyboards, moniters, things that go "beep" etc, He stroked the objects, whilst sipping his horlicks, and occasionally laughing to himself.

Meanwhile, in the brothel...

A new Face apears. His name is Eric and he is posing as an American reporter trying to get information about this story of missing boobies and how aliens fit in with this. When in fact he is part of a secret underground society that investigates unusual phenomenum for the purpose of maintaining peace among intergalactic races. He assumes that perhaps the Madam Ailza is an Alien and has Stolen the boobies for reconstructive surgery of her queen Svatti

.... madam Ailza started counting and cleaning her collection of whips that she kept in one drawer of a leather covered piece of furniture. After carefully cleaning every bit of each one she passes to the chains section, making sure they r all oiled and workin. She is a perfectionist. Her lust for tools of torture is one of the richest of the whole world. Her lustuous place was known has the most kinky spot of all the british lil continent, alot more important then the whole network of the city of Amsterdam. She owned a tiny lil ''caniche'' dog named Lion. By it's leash the dog looked like an ant hanged by a rope thou ..... what a ferocious creature this one, had teeth has big has himself ....the damn lil creature. Some ppl even say that dog is the work of the devil.

( continuation of the unfinished scene )


Back in the clearing in the woods, stupidly astonished, me and my partner started staring, with our mouths open, at the entrance of the spaceship. While the feline preggie woman started running back to the deep of the woods, me and partner just couldnt believe at what we were staring ...... 4 weird coloured creatures waving back at us sayin '' Oohhoo'' ,''ooohhoo'' while lil cute fluffy pompom cottonball sweet soft nice bunnies start descending the metalic ramp and, all happy and cute and stuff, go walkin around in the midle of the grasses and the pretty flowers .. when still astonished i say...

-'':o ..WTF??? ''
-'' ..WTF ?? ....m8, i think i hit with my head too many times on the trees !! '' ...Pretzy said.
-'' I think we both did partner!!'' .... and we start softly gigglin when my partner says..
-'' Look m8 !! Its the Allien's Village People !!! ''.... and we both go ..

'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ''

-'' LOOK AT THE GREEN ONE .....BY HIS HEAD IM SURE HIS NAME IS LIL DICKY !! ''

'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ''

-'' YEA M8, THE RED ONE'S NAME IS HEMORROIDLY HOLE!! '''

'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..''

While we were both crying laughing with such bizarre moment, suddenly one of the bunnies starts humping my left leg making me stop and look down...

'' WTF?? HAHA damn horny bunnies !! '' and i kick it behind. Just as my partner starts laughing of me he gets one too in one of his legs. And when i notice i allready got 2 humping my legs and more and more were coming and... a lil anoyed with the sudden change of mood we start playin a very recent and improvised sport that we decided to call ...footbunny.

-'' Damn horny rabbits, keep humping my leg .. GET OFF!! GET OFF!! U horny fluffy creatures'' .. and pretzy keeps kick them away when from inside the spaceship 5 gigant bunnies, from the size of sheep and a very, very pervy grin smile start winkin their eyes at me and my partner. Then the 4 funny coloured creatures that didnt stoped waving start sayin ..'' Byebye''...'' Byebye''....'' Bye Bye'' ........

Lookin at eachother and at our bare assed outfit... we didnt tought twice...
.. WE RUNNED LIKE HELL BACK FOR THE TREES!!! We had our asses to save.

-'' OMG PRETZY !!! THEIR COMING!! '' .. i say after peekin behind..
-'' RUN M8 RUN !!''

We reach a tree and start climbing it the fast we could when my head hits on something soft and i hear .....

-'' WATCH IT MISTER!! NO TIME FOR PERVIN!!''

I look up and see a big zoomed ass!! By the voice i noticed it was the spy agent that had looked for refuge in this same tree, and then she starts stepping my head and sayin .....

-'' GET OUT!!'' THIS TREE IS MINE!! I FOUND IT FIRST, GO LOOK FOR ANOTHER !! GET OUT!! GET OUT'!!'

Lookin bellow , me and my partner see the big bunnies at the bottom starting to hump the tree... like nothing we have ever seen b4. We felt so lucky for a second.. just untill the tree started shakin like a big gigant dildo with branches. With all the vibration goin on and having the BlackpussyCat sitted over my head (ever time more cus her round belly wasnt allowing her to grab well on the tree), i start feeling a sudden increase of volume down my pubic area which made me loose my lower traction on the tree and ... i start sliding down .....hitting on Pretzy...... that falls down the tree... crashing the 5 horny bunnies..... right b4 i fall over all of them..... with Miss PussyCat's ass landing right on my face ... makin her say ...

-'' Oh thank u very much for holding my fall!! U guys r such gentlemen !!'' ... to which in reply... all stifled down her big ass....

-'' Ouch!! That hurt!!''
-'' OHH m8, what hit on us?? Ohh ...my back!! ..... am i dreaming ....???

~ ~
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pretzy and DK wake up groggy in a dimly lit room, in the half light they can just make out the form of their client Shaker bound in a chair in front of them beside a desk, and several shadowy figues scattered about the room.

"What happened mate?" pretzy whispers to Dk

"Dunno" DK says, "i think that squishy we had with lunch must have been drugged, someone sliped us a micky fin mate"

"must have been a doozy" said pretzy, "i had the weirdest dream when i was out to it"

"me too" says DK, spitting some fluff out that was stuck in the corner of his mouth that had been ticklig his nose.

just then they hear A gruff voice, directed at Shaker asking "What do you know about the diamonds that your master Daimos has lost" ?

Shaker seems about to answer, but hesitates, and just then the door bursts open, and in rushes Midgy in her french maids outfit, waving a large pink feather duster and says

"Stop right there!, this thing is loaded, and i'm not afraid to use it!"

Everyone in the room stops what they are doing, wondering what will happen next.

"Damn are we glad to see you Midgy", say Dk and pretzy almost at the same time, "untie us quick and we will get to the bottom of this"

Midgy tells one of the shadowy figures to untie her bosses, but while he is doing so there is a flurry behind the desk, and the gruff voiced person and the others slip out the back door.

By the time Dk, pretzy and Shaker are freed, and back on their feet the room is empty except for the minion who untied them.

"What shall we do with this one boss" Midgy asks

"Take him back to the office for questioning" says Dk, "we have some unfinished business with these people".

pretzy and Dk give chase out the back door, and they burst though it into a very bright light, gradually their eyes adjust and they can make out....

a comfortable pair of orange tennis shoes, smothered in peanut butter, and coated with grilled cheese.. and Ringo Star, riding a tricycle, with a clown chasing him, giving him the finger