pretzy steps out of a shadowy doorway, wondering who the pregnant chick in the black catsuit with the lumpy tits was he saw slinking down the fire escape of the building across the street.

It was FaLcores strip club, and pretzy had stoped on the way to the mall hoping to see Miss Rachael heading home after a big nights work gyrating and pole dancing.

Stealithy pretzy taggs along behind the dark figure in the catsuit, slipping form doorway to doorway so as not to be seen.

There is something very familiar about that dark lady , pretzy thinks to himself, but not wanting to arouse suspicion by getting too close, he keeps his distance and doesnt get close enough to see her face.

He follows the dark figure lithely swaying along the footpath, thinking more than onece that she really had quite a nice ass for a pregnant chick, when suddenly she dissipears into an alleyway up ahead.

Pretzy nonchalantly saunters past the entrance to the alley, peeks around the corner and is surprised to see....

Daimos, an exhibitionist in his part time, presenting his manhood to mistress Shaker. Pretzy, being extraordinarily interested in *cough*, took out his camera, hoping to be able to add some new valuable photos to his collection.

Since Daimos is not very good in creative writing, he then ran away from Shaker, who was all impressed n stuff, giving Pretzy no chance to complete his collection, but...

...Daimos was forced to return to creative writing. After Pretzy has disappeared from the scene, Daimos returns to his mistress Shaker, tells her, that he was a bad bad boy, and suggests, that he should receive his punishment in his office.

In front of his office, his assistant, Sergeant McMullin is awaiting him, presenting some new details about the stolen diamonds. While Daimos is ordering Seargeant McMullin to make some coffee, he's thinking about, how to get rid of him easily, in case he'd find out too much. But he would take care of the little annoyance later, after the pleasing punishment by his mistress. As Daimos enters his office, he sees pica laying on the floor and his desk being all messed up. What a shock, what is going on here. Daimos immediately notices the theft of one picture from his desk, the picture of the gorgeous woman with no boobs. This is too much for him. In order to avoid annoying paper work, Daimos hides pica in the office of one of the agents.

Daimos is only thinking about the diamonds, his diamonds. Even while mistress Shaker is punishing him the old, traditional way, only taught by the underground queen, the great mistress Stephie, Daimos' thoughts are only circling around the diamonds....but...."that's it", he thinks, the underground queen....he was such a fool....of course, mistress Shaker was taught her arts by the great mistress Stephie...what if his mistress has stolen his precious diamonds. He immediately stares at her, wondering where she could hide the stones. Maybe in her boobs? Even though they're actually too small........

a nice young doctor decides to make a call to the FBI. It seems that someone has accidentally mailed to him a suspicious package. It is in a weird container marked only - KEEP REFRIDGERATED. Not knowing if it could be a nefarious plot by the dastardly Falcore, he decides to call the only contact he knows - Seargent McMullin. He had known the seargent ever since he had taken a few bullets out of his behind back in Uganda.

As he picks up the phone to place the call, a strange knock is heard at his door.................

pretzy was most surprised to see a fat man wearing a mask, dressed in nothing but leather pants with a hole cut in the front, and a long overcoat flashing at his client, Shaker in the alleyway.

By the time he got his fits of uncontrollable laughter under control, and he stopped giggling enough to attache the super long telephoto lens to his camera, the strange fat man had run off leaving him in the alley with a very surprised Shaker.

Pretzy sauntered up to Shaker and casually asked "Who was that masked man ?"

Shaker denied knowing, but pretzy wasnt convinced she was telling the whole truth.

Pretzy asks Shaker is she had seen a pregnant girl in a slinky black catsuit, with lumpy tits passing by, and Shaker points to a doorway down the alley and says "She went in there, where the flasher went"

Pretzy bids Shaker goodbye after giving her some hugs to calm her nerves, it had been quite traumatic for her being affronted by the flasher like that.

He goes a bit further down the alley to investigate, taking pictures on the way of an odd looking costume laying outside the doorway, it looks like an overcoat, some padding and some leather shorts with a hole cut in them and a large rubber penis hanging out of them.

Stranger and stranger pretzy thinks to himself.

The alley leads to a dead end, but behind him the figure of an attractive slim lady slips unnoticed thru the doorway into the building, stooping to pick up something from the pile of clothes on the way, while he explores the alley.

Pretzy then returns and sneaks up to the doorway quietly, wondering where Shaker had dissapeared to so quickly as she was nowhere to be seen.

Listsening at the door Shaker pointed to earlier earlier, the only other way out of the alleyway, he can hear what sounds like a man and woman argueing loudly with much slapping and moaning within the building.

He couldnt stop thinking and puzzling over the costume he had photographed earlier, the old fat man in the flasher costume trick. pretzy thought to himself. An old ploy to scare innocent women and children away who may be playing around in the quiet back alleyways of the city, and the signature of his old arch enemy, Daimos, who had some very kinky habits, and who pretzy helped have arrested some years before.

It can't be Daimos pretzy thinks, he is safely behind bars on Alcatraz, the only prison no one has ever escaped from, under the command of the super intelligent Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz

He pokes around inside a little, and is surprised to find himself it the secret office of the FBI (feel boobs instead), a little known government organization which answers only to President Bush, which pretzy had suspected for years of being a front for secret underworld organization involved in international diamond smuggling amongst other neffarious activities, as well as being the secret owners of many of the strip clubs in the loacal area.

It is also the kingpin Daimos's old organization, and was left under the control of Daimos' henchman Muffin, bald headed hairy toed Muffin, who makes bad coffee, has a fluffy white cat and is constantly muttereing something about ruling the world and mini-muffin to himself.

Slipping quietly back into the alleyway, and looking for but not finding Shaker, pretzy wonders again how she dissapeared so quickly, and also wonders where the rubber penis fronm the costume went, (it had dissapeared, you notice these things)

pretzy decides to return to his partner DKW and inform him of this latest information which he feels is somehow vital to their investigation, he returns to the office and there he finds...

neo_wraith was secrately searching pretzys office for some details on his case when pretzys heavy footed footsteps alerted him to the fact his time there was over so he hurriedly ran past pretzy (after making sure his black suit and ski mask were on ) nearly bowleing him over with copys of some of pretzys an dkws files stuffed into his backpack,
neo ran quickly into the night making sure he was not followed he retired into his lair to ponder the files an asses his next move......

pretzy makes himself comfortable back in the office making work for midgy, when DK comes back and helps.

After DK tells him everything thats happened, pretzy informs him of the strange events in the alleyway and his suspicions about Daimos and muffin, and the mysterious client Shaker who seems to know more than she lets on.

"By the way", pretzy says to DK, "do you remember the case of the missing sheep we were working on last month? i think the sheep stealer was just in my office and took some of our files, the ones with all the sheep photographs i took as evidence, kinda weird but no big deal"

They decide to continue with the case of the missing boobies first, then clear up the matter of the dissapearing sheep, which vanish for a week or so, but return with large smiles on their faces.

The two detectives enjoy watching Maid Midgy clean the office several times untilll it is thoroughly done, then together head off to the mall in the private dickmobile to investigate the latest clue DK extracted from the perve sidewinder at the club.

They park the dickmobile, and walk into the mall just in time to see...

Miss Shaker looking in the window of a sex shop. They decided its time to question Miss.Shaker again about her missing boobies but before they can reach her a strange man walks up to her, whispers something in her ear and she walks away.
They decided to leave miss shaker be for now and go into the sex shop to pick up some lube and banana willy drops, they need some sexual healing together.

Meanwhile Miss shaker and Mad_Bomber leave the mall and go to the rat packs headquarters were Cinders, Falcore and pica are awaiting.
Miss shaker has never been to the rat packs offices before and is overwhelmed by the thick sweetly smelling smoke that looms in the air, she has a coughing fit and Mad_Bomber says come with me and i will relief you of that cough...they go into a room and Mad_Bomber says wait there pointing to what miss shaker takes as a chair.
Sitting down miss shaker wonders why she is being brought here this is a top secret place after all... just then she hears low soft moaning coming from where mad_bomber went she gets up to look but he appears with a cup and says drink that... its meant to be good for sore throats and sit on that chair.
Miss Shaker obeys as she is a good girl, but this time the chair straps her in.
The lights turn up slighty and she can make out the figures of the super nerd falcore, cinders the pot woman and pica the perv and someone else in the shadows.

A gruff voice says : What do you know about the diamonds that your master Daimos has lost ?
Miss shaker is dumb struck how do they know about the diamonds ? what should she reply?
Just as the shadow person is about to ask another question the door bursts open and in comes......

Alcatraz, pretzy muses to himself as DK drives them to the Mall in the private dickmobile, in their rush to get there double parking beside a huge black car with a jet turbine, wings and a yellow and black bat symbol on the hood.

Alcatraz, the prison fortress on Gilligans Island, overseen by the super intelligent Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz.

No man had ever successfully escaped from Alcatraz, pretzy was well aware of its reputation.

Alcatraz, the long term home of the notorious arch criminals The Professor, Skipper and Gilligan, who had for years attempted to escape the island, forging scheme after clever scheme, but never outsmarting Colonel Klink or Sergeant Schultz on any single occasion.

Oh, they had come close a few times, they were persistant and clever, but were thwarted at every turn, and it seems the iron fist of CBS, the company that controlled Alcatraz and the island, was never going to let them go.

Was it possible , pretzy wondered, that his old rival Daimos had managed to do what The Professor, Skipper and Gilligan had not been able to do in so many years? But how had it been done? How could he escape the inescapable island and breakout proof prison camp?

It was an unpossible scenario,.....or was it?