Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right
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#1: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: animal69, 來自: Pennsylvania,USA
發表於: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:59 pm
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Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex
15) It's legal to earn money playing hockey
14) Many people play hockey even after they're married 13) The puck's always hard
12) The protective equipment is reusable
11) It lasts at least an hour
10) A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
9) You always know how big the stick is
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
7) You can change players on the fly
6) You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
5) Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
4) Your parents cheer when you score
3) Periods last only 20 minutes
2) You're sure to get it at least twice a week
1) You can tell your friends about it afterwards
#2: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: mullin16,
發表於: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:03 am
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LMFAO
#3: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: drOnMp_, 來自: 82.214217/-39.375000
發表於: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:48 am
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lol
i tell my friends afterwards!!!
#4: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: EricLuvsPeach, 來自: Arkansas , USA
發表於: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:42 pm
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Nice !
#5: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: Kitts,
發表於: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:55 am
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The year there was no NHL the birth rate in Canada was waaay higher
#6: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: drOnMp_, 來自: 82.214217/-39.375000
發表於: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:19 am
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blame canadaaaaaaaaa! blame canadaaaaaaaaa!
#7: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: Infi[N]ity, 來自: Taipei, Taiwan
發表於: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:49 am
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Haha.. hm.. how abou' golfin'?
#8: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: Thain_man,
發表於: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:27 am
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That is troue , no 1 comlains about a short put , u can play in & out the ruff.You can use your 9 iron , & you can change 2 a difrant size club as the need takes you . Ue a puter as the need takes you . Get 2 play in the sand bunker , stay in as long as you like . Enjoy the rub of the green , and begiven a ruber.Then rest & relax in the 9th hole , after scoring a hole in 1!!!! With a rownd of aplorse sounding in your ears!!!! And pros are members of the staff and are mor than willing 2 teach how to emprove your game , like how 2 emprove your swing of your iron. And your stance how to spread your legs. The club pros are very hands on , will inshure you do not hit the balls to soon , so prevent you from hiting the green to soon. With theaer toutering yopu may well score awhole in 1 , and not put the ball down the wrong hole of a near by green.
Thain_man
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#9: Re: Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex : LOL Yeah Right 發表人: KeithMyArthe,
發表於: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:07 am
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GOLF IS DANGEROUS!
A lady and some of her friends were out golfing at the local Country Club. While out on the course a bee lands on her and stings her. After finishing their round of golf the lady goes to the Pro Shop and tells them about the bee.
The golf pro asks her where she was stung, and she replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole."
The pro says, "Well that's what your problem is. Your stance is too wide."
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