lmao been a long time since I heard that 1 neo

lmao.. somehow i can see through all the asterisks =)

oh my innocent eyes!!! /me drives to his local church to be cleansed

i can do worse...

there was a young girl called louise,
who's pubes went down to her knees,
the crabs worked together to knit her a sweater,
so in the winter her t\/\/at wouldnt freeze.

A befuddled sweet Chicky named Ida
Said to Gavin as he slid it insider.
”I'd much rather be
Underneath as 'ridee'
Than on top in the role of the rider.”

There was a young woman called Jill
Who tried Dynamite insted for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

there was a young man from mauritius,
who said "that last shag was deicious"
but the next time i come, it'll be up ur bum,
cos the scab on ur muff looks suspicious!
There was a young lady from Ealing
who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back, opened her crack
And pi55ed all over the ceiling!

and

There was a young man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Within one hour his nose was a flower
and his balls were a patch of weeds!

evil is an artform...

lmao...indeed it is!

roflmao

cannot reply, sexual overtones could be taken as flirting and I got 6 more days!! I will show you all that there is more to doob then just sexual perversion!

ahhh but by saying anything sexual it can be classed as flirting!!

doob your too boring now I'm aiming my sights on jotojoli now he sounds like alot of fun dont you think doob

You dont fool anyone for a minute

that sounds like fun nixters, I hope you have a great time. Just like I had a great time with my new tuperware. These timeless food containers keep foods fresh for all your storage needs.